I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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