I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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