Well apparently he's into motor boating.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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