I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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