so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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