So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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