white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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