so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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