quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I think my moral compass just broke
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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