apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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