we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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