i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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