it wasn't lemon gatorade
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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