To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Randomize
