i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Randomize
