Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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