Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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