then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
