I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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