This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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