hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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