I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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