direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
we're making bets on your personal life
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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