I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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