you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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