Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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