Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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