I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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