Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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