Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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