I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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