no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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