Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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