3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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