too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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