where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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