Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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