Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I'm bleeding and have questions
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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