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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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