Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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