God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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