Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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