Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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