I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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