this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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