stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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