What a fucking waste of an outfit
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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