"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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