Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Randomize
