When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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